CALL ME ON MY LANDLINE

It's kind of sick how talking on a non-cell phone feels like a treat nowadays. Especially a wall kitchen one with a long cord that gets all twisty-- but for real, can we get some updated cord techonology up in here pleez?

thanksforit, www.http://www.amazon.com/Corded-Trimline-13-Number-Memory-210/dp/B000050FZP