IF ONLY I READ

Just kidding, I actually have read this in Mr. Campbell's sophomore English class! Surprise! Does baby remember helping me write my Holden Caulfield paper? DOES SHE REMEMBER THAT I GOT SPECIAL ATTENTION BECAUSE OF HER HELP?

That's right, my "Holden voice" was the strongest in the class and Mr. Campbell praised me in front of EVERYONE, which still ranks as my proudest English moment of all time... probably because I haven't had that many proud English moments.
As baby knows, I thought it was spelled "aLvocado" until just recently.
It's fine though, I'm good at other things kinda.

ANYWAY, the point of all of this was to say J.D. Salinger died and it's SAD. But hey, at least it was of natural causes!
thanksforit, nytimes