I THINK I FOUND MY NEW BEST FRIEND

FINALLY A MULTITASKING DRY SHAMPOO FOR THE REST OF US. NOW I CAN SHOWER EVEN LESS!
"Umi Hair Powder blends with styling creams and gels for a classic matte finish, fortifies limp locks when you use it as a volumizer and mops up greasies as a dry shampoo. Its invisible finish flawlessly matches any hair color. Travel-friendly, it’s also the perfectly portable product for men on the fly."
thanksforit, moment blog

QUIET TIME

Shhhhhh... shhhh... this is baby's quiet time.

thanksforit, www.fashionista.com

I'LL SAY IT ONE MORE TIME

SLEEVES.

thanksforit, www.tig-fashion.blogspot.com

NYC BABY HATES CA DADDY FROM OCTOBER THROUGH MAY

Since baby wore a prayer shawl as a scarf the other day, she totally qualifies to be included in this spread. Winter looks cool here, but ACTUALLY, IT SUCKS DONG.

thanksforit, www.whowhatwear.com

DOES IT GET ANY BETTER

Than total tomboy clothes? (except for Daddy, he's not really the "tomboy" type)

thanksforit www.refinery29.com Catherine Holstein for Evisu.

SIGN ME UP FOR THIS NOW (AND PAY FOR IT, I'M A LITTLE LOW ON DOUGH AT THE MO)

Can I please take this awesome flower arranging class at Little Flower Shop in Red Hook? PLEASE? Can someone just give me a broken-in denim jacket and the day off?

thanksforit, www.tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com

DON'T MESS WITH ME

Aforementioned freaks on the subway, or I will go all badass in my underpants on you!

thanksforit, www.fashiongonerogue.com

WHEN DID TRAVEL GET SO SCHLUBBY AND DISGUSTING?

I mean, I realize my main transportation mode is the subway-- where the FREAKS LIVE-- but even for air travel, people? You can't put on a nice hat, some real shoes, and refrain from obscenities?

thanksforit www.nymag.com

I WISH. SIGH.

What is it with Pendelton lately? I'm also liking all the variations on Stars and Stripes I've been seeing around town... uber trendy Americana, much?

TODAY IS FINALLY THE DAY THAT THIS GREAT THING HAPPENS

The premiere of Kell On Earth, on Bravo at 10pm eastern. My main bitch!

And if you are so clueless as to not already know about this, then get away from me.

thanksforit, www.zap2it.com

FOR DADDY

Hey Daddy,

Just in case you EVER CONSIDERED GETTING RID OF THOSE NASTY NEW TRIER HIGH SCHOOL GYM SHORTS THAT YOU'VE WORN LITERALLY DAILY FOR SEVEN YEARS NOW... how about a pair of basic sweatshorts, like these Ashish for Topshop ones? Just a thought.

Love, Concerned Baby

thanksforit, www.fashionista.com

DADDY FOUND A NEW PORN SITE

Forgive my potty mouth, but I can't wait to get home tonight to my empty apartment, take off all my clothes, and spend some time "looking at furniture" on Matter.
HEY, AT LEAST I'M HONEST ABOUT MY DESIRES.

PLEASE TRY THIS FUN ACTIVITY I'M SUGGESTING. AT LEAST ONCE.

SERIOUS SKIPPING.
Go outside and skip down the street all while keeping a STONE-ASS COLD FACE. It's surprisingly really hard. I guarantee you'll burst out laughing after a few feet. That's okay. Just go back to where you started, and try again. Serious skipping only comes with practice.
thanksforit, fashionisto

IF ONLY I READ

Just kidding, I actually have read this in Mr. Campbell's sophomore English class! Surprise! Does baby remember helping me write my Holden Caulfield paper? DOES SHE REMEMBER THAT I GOT SPECIAL ATTENTION BECAUSE OF HER HELP?

That's right, my "Holden voice" was the strongest in the class and Mr. Campbell praised me in front of EVERYONE, which still ranks as my proudest English moment of all time... probably because I haven't had that many proud English moments.
As baby knows, I thought it was spelled "aLvocado" until just recently.
It's fine though, I'm good at other things kinda.

ANYWAY, the point of all of this was to say J.D. Salinger died and it's SAD. But hey, at least it was of natural causes!
thanksforit, nytimes

UM, HELLO!

This chick looks awesome, and then on further inspection.... GIVES ME THE SHIVERS!

thanksforit, www.facehunter.com

JIL SANDER BONER

LANVIN BONER

KATE YOUNG, REMEMBER WHEN I SAW YOU ON THE STREET?

You looked annoyed and awesome. And your house is awesome. And your husband, and whole life in general. Awesome.

Thanksforit, www.theselby.com, www.tfs.com

JACKET JEALOUZY

Again, I don't wish for jacket weather, I just wish there was a way to have a magic bubble of cold air around me for when I felt like wearing one. That's all.
Also it would have some sort of fur trim stuff. Don't get mad at me Peta people, magic bubble will be COLD.
thanksforit, gq.com

"IT TAKES A LOT OF MONEY TO LOOK THIS CHEAP"

FORGIVE US DOLLY! it was your 63rd birthday on the 19th, and as usual baby forgot to put it on the calendar... BUT, better late than never right? Anyway just wanted to let you know you don't look a day over 59. No really, you don't.
thanksforit, interview

I'M ALL OVER MILAN!

thanksforit, www.style.com and www.refinery29.com

EERILY SIMILAR

Probably not on purpose, but the Mark Fast lookbook is totally reminding me of Robert Longo, my second favorite 80's artist. Right??

thanksforit, www.fashionista.com, and www.augengallery.com

JUST AN IDEA

I feel like sometimes all I do is rant and rave about how lame most wedding gowns are nowadays-- but what about something STRUCTURED or with SLEEVES for goodness sake?!?! Is it SO MUCH TO ASK that you don't look like a chubby armed bride-bot on your "special day"?

KUDOS, FRIENDS. KUDOS.

Maybe it's because of my love for summer camp and crafts, but I do LOVE tie dye, and these folks are doing it cooler than anybody else at the 'mo: http://www.shopshabdismyname.com/

SOME MILAN MAN-LOOKS I LIKE

the men's shows are happening in milan, but i like these dudes better. AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY I LIKE THEM BETTER...
buhcuz.
that's why.
thanksforit, gq.com