CRYING WOLF

so meegs keeps crying wolf with me to get attention. a few months ago i get a text--"call me it's an emergency." i rushed out of whatever situation i was in, called her right away only to hear on the other end--"haha i just wanted you to talk to me while i smoke a cig."

yesterday she tells me her dog was eaten by a coyote (which isn't that weird because her other two dogs were actually brutally murdered by them a few years ago). so i'm feeling sad, i'm telling people "guess what? meegs had dog #3 eaten by a coyote" only to find out THIS today:

me: can u answer my kalls later
i want to hear about it
Meegan: im over u
Sent at 12:25 PM on Wednesday
me: omg
your dog died
i was the love of his life
i want to talk about it
Meegan: IM KIDDING
it was only to get u to call me
me: ew he didnt die?
Meegan: nope
me: ewww
Meegan: still alive ;)
me: i've been telling people
molly, my mom
Meegan: now leave me alone
HAHAHA
me: chris
Meegan: i forgot i told u
until just now
ive been busy

NEXT TIME I WON'T BE SO SYMPATHETIC.