DADDY FOUND A NEW PORN SITE

Forgive my potty mouth, but I can't wait to get home tonight to my empty apartment, take off all my clothes, and spend some time "looking at furniture" on Matter.
HEY, AT LEAST I'M HONEST ABOUT MY DESIRES.

PLEASE TRY THIS FUN ACTIVITY I'M SUGGESTING. AT LEAST ONCE.

SERIOUS SKIPPING.
Go outside and skip down the street all while keeping a STONE-ASS COLD FACE. It's surprisingly really hard. I guarantee you'll burst out laughing after a few feet. That's okay. Just go back to where you started, and try again. Serious skipping only comes with practice.
thanksforit, fashionisto

IF ONLY I READ

Just kidding, I actually have read this in Mr. Campbell's sophomore English class! Surprise! Does baby remember helping me write my Holden Caulfield paper? DOES SHE REMEMBER THAT I GOT SPECIAL ATTENTION BECAUSE OF HER HELP?

That's right, my "Holden voice" was the strongest in the class and Mr. Campbell praised me in front of EVERYONE, which still ranks as my proudest English moment of all time... probably because I haven't had that many proud English moments.
As baby knows, I thought it was spelled "aLvocado" until just recently.
It's fine though, I'm good at other things kinda.

ANYWAY, the point of all of this was to say J.D. Salinger died and it's SAD. But hey, at least it was of natural causes!
thanksforit, nytimes

UM, HELLO!

This chick looks awesome, and then on further inspection.... GIVES ME THE SHIVERS!

thanksforit, www.facehunter.com

JIL SANDER BONER

LANVIN BONER

KATE YOUNG, REMEMBER WHEN I SAW YOU ON THE STREET?

You looked annoyed and awesome. And your house is awesome. And your husband, and whole life in general. Awesome.

Thanksforit, www.theselby.com, www.tfs.com

JACKET JEALOUZY

Again, I don't wish for jacket weather, I just wish there was a way to have a magic bubble of cold air around me for when I felt like wearing one. That's all.
Also it would have some sort of fur trim stuff. Don't get mad at me Peta people, magic bubble will be COLD.
thanksforit, gq.com

"IT TAKES A LOT OF MONEY TO LOOK THIS CHEAP"

FORGIVE US DOLLY! it was your 63rd birthday on the 19th, and as usual baby forgot to put it on the calendar... BUT, better late than never right? Anyway just wanted to let you know you don't look a day over 59. No really, you don't.
thanksforit, interview

I'M ALL OVER MILAN!

thanksforit, www.style.com and www.refinery29.com

EERILY SIMILAR

Probably not on purpose, but the Mark Fast lookbook is totally reminding me of Robert Longo, my second favorite 80's artist. Right??

thanksforit, www.fashionista.com, and www.augengallery.com

JUST AN IDEA

I feel like sometimes all I do is rant and rave about how lame most wedding gowns are nowadays-- but what about something STRUCTURED or with SLEEVES for goodness sake?!?! Is it SO MUCH TO ASK that you don't look like a chubby armed bride-bot on your "special day"?

KUDOS, FRIENDS. KUDOS.

Maybe it's because of my love for summer camp and crafts, but I do LOVE tie dye, and these folks are doing it cooler than anybody else at the 'mo: http://www.shopshabdismyname.com/

SOME MILAN MAN-LOOKS I LIKE

the men's shows are happening in milan, but i like these dudes better. AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY I LIKE THEM BETTER...
buhcuz.
that's why.
thanksforit, gq.com

GOOD JOB, CELEB LOOK ALIKE!

Even though I think awards shows are dull, loathsome, cannibalistic industry self-pleasuring, sometimes I like seeing what people wear. Surprise!

And I think D. Barrymore did pretty well-- I mean, I know people will criticize the shoulder and hip crystals, but those goofballs can put a sock in it!

HOW DID I GET SO G-DANG BRILLIANT?

Why haven't I done this before? This week, I'm buying a mobile for my apartment. And a cactus. Because I killed my other one. But that's a tale for another Tuesday.

ANOTHER REASON TO HAVE KIDS

Matching wellies!

God, I'm so ready to have kids.

thanksforit http://smadirty.tumblr.com/

I WANT TO TRY THAT "LESS-IS-MORE" KIND OF ACTING

where you just ... when you're talking to someone, you close your eyes, and then you look at them, when you're not talking to the person, I mean you open your eyes when you're looking away, but then when you talk to the person you go like that and you open your eyes and you look back at the person, but you never open your eyes when you're talking to them.
thanksforit, modeman

I LOVE YOU, BUT YOU WERE A BITCH LAST NIGHT

WE GET IT CHLOË. someone ripped your dress.
but go ahead, get ALL PISSY about it on stage in front of everyone, even though it's not yours and you were borrowing it anyway.
just give me another sassy glare, and we can put this all behind us.
thanksforit, nj.com

DOES BABY LIKE THIS MATISSE NECKLACE?

she better, because i accidentally dropped 800 bucks on it yesterday when i was high and shopping downtown.
thanksforit, moment blog

ACNE BONER

thanksforit, modeman

IT'S LIKE THEY SAW ME ON THE STREET.

well sorry sir, but SOME PEOPLE choose to have a ratty old manhaddin portage bag. SOME OF US like the look of a well-worn favorite thrown over our shoulder. SOME OF US don't like it when EVERY LITTLE DETAIL on a person looks too perfect and on trend. SOMETIMES IT'S NICE to have an element of your outfit that's unassuming and ordinary. GET IT?! JESUS CHRIST.

thanksforit, moment blog

ODDLY COOL JAY-Z VIDEO?

I WOULD LIKE TO BE REBORN INTO THE MISSONI FAMILY PLEASE

if you look at these photos and think, "hey, these look like the same overexposed photos from my family gatherings!" you'd be wrong because this family is like a gazillion times cooler than yours.
also that couch makes me horny.
the missoni family model in their s/s 2010 campaign shot by juergen teller.
thanksforit, moment blog

WHEN YOU'RE NOT STRONG, I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND

pretend you don't see the PF CHANGS flower situation and just appreciate the COOL ASS LEANING BOOK BAR THING.

LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT

Yo Kors! Michael! Let's sit down for a chat. No, that's my coffee-- no, well, okay, you go ahead. I can get another one. No really, please, just take it. At this point your dry, fake tanned lips have already been all over it, and it's pretty much ruined for me. Good thing you made this fricking awesome coat and are the only good thing left about Project Runway, WHEN you decide to show up. You owe me.

I KNOW WHAT I'M KEEPING UNDER THE MATTRESS FOR THOSE "LONELY NIGHTS"

...this 2010 "malendar" of new york city's hottest working male photographers. "off duty."
buy one at COACD.

FUCK YEAH

i'm totes into her $7,000 extensions

"We were together for about 20 hours and I would say 15 of those hours were working on Kate trying to convince her to cut her bangs," Ted joked. "I felt like she was hiding behind that front piece."

thanksforit, the superficial

NEW KAMPAIGNS

new dior homme shot by karl lagerfeld.


new bottega veneta shot by my mom, nan goldin.
thanksforit, fashionisto

I GOT ROOM KEYS

If you wanna come to my hotel, baby I will give you my room keys, I'm feeling the way you carry yourself girl, and I blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah cutie.

thanksforit voguerussia!

DON'T WORRY LARA

Sometimes I feel sad and beautiful, too. It's not always easy for people like us.

Thanksforit, http://tig-fashion.blogspot.com

SMUG KOOKABURRAS

am i the only one around here getting fed up with kookaburras thinking they are SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE?
thanksforit, jessica via smugkookaburras.com

YOU'RE ENTITLED TO YOUR OWN OPINION

But if you don't love Peter Pan collars, I think you're a cotton headed ninnymuggins. That's right. A total asshole.

thanksforit http://tig-fashion.blogspot.com/

HERMIONE, YOU KITTEN YOU

not only is emma back in the next burberry campaign, so is her brother alex.
(he's the one she's rubbing all up on)

haha gotcha! he's the other one.
thanks for it, fashionisto

NAP TIME

baby, wanting to snuggle. daddy, feeling awkward in bed with a girl.
thanks for it, fashionisto

MY GOD WHY?

for some god forsaken reason i have been cursed to NEVER HAVE COOL HAIR.
it will just never look like this.
ever.
and today, on january 5th 2010, i have finally accepted it and will MOVE ON and you will never hear me complain about it again.
(i think)
thanks for it, moment blog

OH ASHLEY, I'M IMPRESSED THAT YOU OWN A SPORTS BRA (OR DO YOU?)

YOU KNOW I love me some A Olsen, but this is a really bizarre jogging outfit. And trust me, if I consider your exercise gear to be bizarre, you're really in trouble.

thanksforit justjared

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS

Just look at the scorn that Daddy has for Converse All Star Lights (because I don't think that I am alone in experiencing a wish that the soles of chuck taylor converse were thinner and more flexible!):

Luke: no i like high

always have

these ones just look fake to me

like the imposter ones i saw in asia

when i went to asia

me: imposter

hahaha

they say all star and stuff

Luke: when i traveled in and throughout asia

but molly, when i was in thailand, hong kong, china and s. korea
i saw shows like that

imposters

me: shows?

Luke: SHOES

I THINK I HAVE A PROBLEM

I am obsessed with crewcuts. When I get a JCrew catalog in the mail, it's the first section I flip to, and CAN YOU BLAME ME? The kids are so f-ing cute, the styling is better than adult, they use a rounded font, and if you don't agree with me, you can climb up a tree and live there.

STORY TIME

did i ever tell you about the time i sliced off the tip of my finger with an exacto knife? well, i was in eighth grade working on an architecture project and... oh i have? i'll stop right here then.