FINALLY. A STRONG, HANDSOME REPUBLICAN SERVING MN. NOW WE CAN MAKE SOME CHANGES AROUND HERE.
just playin'...thank you minnesota, thank you.
i knew my good for nothing college state was good for something!
just playin' again.
i love you.
yes i KNOW he's a democrat
sorry to GAY up the blog again baby. but i experienced my first san francisco pride and it was pretty INSANE. my favorite time of the weekend was the dyke march on saturday night and post parade party on sunday. we had a lot of plans. we were really busy. we are really cool.
also an ongoing joke from the weekend was us throwing our hands in the air and yelling in cheesy soft man voice "THIS IS YOUR DAY!" "THIS DAY IS FOR YOU!"
those pics sammie took of you!!!
god you are looking rough
Mollyanne: luke is such a body perv of course he likes cats what a creep
for kissing tips for you
Chris: Mollyanne: hahahaha
he is looking rough these days
he'd better hook a man before its too late
Chris: Sam: luke was strugglin in some of these
me: for real
Sam: like the close up when he had that purple shit on his face
SHE WILL NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME.
she has a new album out. it's not new songs, but revamped oldies but goodies. this explains it:
"In 2007, there was Volta, a CD of new songs from Bjork. Well, just before Bjork's performance at the Glastonbury Festival in 2007, and before beginning what would be a two-year Volta tour, she and her band went into Olympic Studios in London. There, the group recorded live to tape selections from Medulla, Homogenic, Post, Vespertine and her latest. These performances are what make up Voltaic."
listen to it here at the NPR website.
ALSO ISN'T THIS PICTURE INSANELY BEAUTIFUL?
"Mollyanne: omg that orange red dress
PFFT! TOO BAD YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO AFFORD IT!
if i have my way you'll be buried in an OLD NAVY SUNDRESS.
i mean burned, burned in an old navy sundress.
we all know baby wants to be burned so mary can't "keep her all in one piece."
How discouraging is this? At the random cubicle I sit in when I go to our other office, someone took the time to tape up an "inspirational" (read: kind of desperate/sad) fortune cookie fortune, and then some other, pessimistic person took the time to write "but he's ugly" on it.
see? i'm never stopping. WHAT HAVE THE OLSENS BEEN UP TO MOLLY?
"The superstition is sometimes used when talking about a future event with too
much confidence. A statement like "We're sure to win the contest!" can be seen as a jinx by tempting fate. For the human mind, the irony makes it all the more likely. This therefore brings bad luck: it is a "jinx". The event itself is referred to as "jinxed"."
THIS IS SO EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT JINXES! And I don't mean the "saying the same thing at the same time" nonsense.
for the past few months whenever my roommates and i have a free night, we gather on the couch and watch what has quickly become one of my favorite shows of all time. we are now at the end of season 3 and last nights episode was a JAW DROPPER...literally it was the central theme of all my dreams last night, and i haven't been able to stop thinking about it all morning.
i know there's always a shit ton of "premium channel drama" recommendations flying around, but SERIOUSLY this show will CHANGE YOUR LIFE even if you don't like lesbians (and if you don't we're not friends anyway so stop reading this blog).
THIS IS HOW WE LIVE AND LOOOOOOOOOOVE!
"Little People are societally handicapped. They have about two minutes to present themselves as equals—and if they don’t take advantage of that chance, then people fall back on the common assumption that 'less' is less."
now now i'm not trying to poke fun. chris and i were having a lengthy discussion about midgets (okay fine little people) last night...and how as children, his brother and sister would scream and cry in their presence. we had some good laughs.
9:44 AM me: invisible
come in! were cunts
9:45 AM u r the cunt
Sent at 11:25 AM on Tuesday
Mollyanne: kunta kinte
Sent at 11:30 AM on Tuesday
Mollyanne: kinda cuntie
Sent at 11:16 AM on Tuesday
Sent at 11:17 AM on Tuesday
Mollyanne: u r the beez kneez
me: like business?
but i took the "what's your NPR personality" test of facebook and GOT F-ING TERRY GROSS!
LET ME TELL YOU I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER.
here is who i am:
You're Terry Gross, the prolific host of NPR's interview show Fresh Air. You've interviewed everyone, from Presidents to heroin addicts (and probably a few who were both!), so your public can rest assured that every time someone famous dies there will be a memorial interview played on the next day's show...
i had no idea adam. you kept it SO undercover.
also, does anyone else feel they are a problematic style combo? i mean this drake guy's got the whole cool-vintage-gucci-belt-white-tee-tuxedo-jacket-awesome-boots-light-worn-out-skinnies thing going on...and adam? he's still trying to pull off this awkward idea of what an alternative 16 year old would look like smoking cigarettes outside of high school in 2002.
or pete wentz 5 years ago.
AKA LOOSE THE JET-BLACK JOHN AND KATE PLUS 8 HAIR AND THE CHEESY EYELINER AND YOU WILL LOOK MUCH COOLER ADAM. MUCH COOLER.
me: try unbuttoning the top one. i think you look great!!!!
me: so handsome!!! yes
chris: don't just say that
me: uuugh chris i'm serious. okay what if you let the cardigan be above your belt? how does it look like that? i'm legit serious
chris: how??? like SAG?
me: sag?? i just mean don't like pull it down so taut
me: okay then let it go where it naturally wants to go
you just have to look comfortable in your own skin
chris: okay look now, with top button unbuttoned
me: okay. i'm so glad you smiled!!!!!! i like it!!! go with that. you seriously look really good.
it's new! it comes out in july! it's an DSLR but in a compact body! did i mention it's SEXY!
why don't industrial designers understand that ALL YOU HAVE TO DO is make something look old and vintage and people like me, who only care about what things look like, not how they work, will EAT IT UP!
aka: DO IT WITH CELL PHONES! I WOULD DIE!
"what guys don't like"? Please. Like advice from a gay is worth anything at all... what a waste of my time.
SIDENOTE: I think it would be really funny to sell "Advice" at Store... like when you're ringing someone up for their purchase, be like, now would you like some Advice to go with that? And they'd be like... okay? And then you'd hold out your hand, palm up.... that's an extra $50.
DO YOU WANT THE TRUTH?
WELL HERE IT IS...
11:00am--we went to the view. we sat in front. we were really close to whoopi but only in an audience-host way. other hosts seemed to be noticing us more and making more eye contact than whoopi. whoopi is very busy during shows. especially during days of hot topics.
12:00pm--quick outfit change in molly's apt. spent some quality time with the spicy meat smell.
1:00pm--met sarah for lunch at cafe habana. waited forever. got seated next to two mysterious young men, one of whom was late to pick up his suit from prada. JD Ferguson used the tiny habana bano next to our table. there was a fire-related emergency in the building above us, which really took away from our convo b/c of all the sirens and commotion. I WANT MY MONEY BACK HABANA! just kidding LOLZ! sarah had to leave early b/c she had successfully missed 1/2 a day of work grabbing lunch with us. we finished eating but baby kept asking for refills of coffee (what else is new! pfft!)
3:00pm--after visiting a few stores-of-our-dreams (meaning inspiration for our own store) molly suggested a visit to the local barney's co-op. after a good 10 minutes upstairs, we went downstairs. molly told me to turn around and that i would never guess who was behind us. WHOOPI. we may have texted you or emailed you or told you in person or over the phone already... but yeah. she was there. eventually we meander over to her area (KEEP IN MIND IT'S LITERALLY THE TWO OF US, WHOOPI, AND THE BROWN-NOSING SALES ASSISTANT HELPING HER FIND T-SHIRTS IN THE SALE SECTION). before we know it, whoopi is looking at a shirt in the rack 6 inches from my body. after snickering at one of her jokes, she looks up at us (SHE IS SHORT) and asks "Hey! were you two at the show today?" "YES, WHOOPI! YES WE WERE!"
3:15pm-- before we know it we are chatting with her about abortion and the language used for the opposing sides (she's a fan of choice and anti-choice NOT pro-choice and pro-life) it's going along great until molly awkwardly brings up some hyperion book talk shit. lets just say it all went downhill from there. ANYWHO in the end she extended her hand to both of us and said "IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU," and shook them. baby and daddy ran off skipping down the streets of soho GIDDY AS SIN.
here are the crazy things about this encounter:
1) she recognized us from the audience of a show she taped everyday.
2) she approached US. even IF she by chance recognized us she didn't have to approach us.
3) she engaged us in conversation.
4) she initiated handshakes.
EVEN THOUGH SHE IS A RANDOM ASS CELEB. BE JEALOUS AS FUCK PLEASE.