9.30.2009

THIS IS MY NEW MAGAZINE OBSESSION, ALTHOUGH I HAVE YET TO OWN AN ACTUAL COPY.
































-i like that it's about "everyday life interiors"
-i like that it's from spain.
-i like how it's just starting out (only on issue #3)
-i like that it's hard to find (although we would totally sell it at store)
-i like how sexy it looks and i NEED TO GET MY HANDS ON ONE.

apartmento magazine

I WISH YOU WOULD DRAW MY SEXI PORTRAIT, ROBERT KNOKE.






















UGHHHHH. LIKE HOW FRAKIN' SEXY ARE THESE AWESOME PORTRAITZ? i was kidding earlier in the title when i asked him to draw me. robert has already drawn both baby and daddy, which you can see above (we are the two band members from the kills, remember?). anyway robert, no pressure, but you did say you would send those out last month and i still have not received mine. again robert, not trying to be pushy here, but i would like to have my portrait, okay?

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I HAVE DREAMS


Basically I just have fantasies where I have an amazing, minimalist, light infused apartment. I don't know how this is going to happen based on my city of choice, profession of choice, and penchant for nostalgic thing-keeping. But a girl can dream.
from ilovewildfox.com

BABY AND DADDY


You caught us, out on the town again!! In this pic we're sneaking off between shows to go apple picking!
from thesartorialist

WE'RE GOING ON A BEAR HUNT


Baby likes that DSquared2 had a halloween costume-simple idea behind their spring 2010 women's show-- camping. Because for real, this would be my ideal camping outfit.
Just kidding! I'd be wearing longer pants, to protect from the skeeters.

9.29.2009

I DON'T LIKE TWILIGHT BUT I LIKE THIS FONT.

HOW ARE YOU NOT CONVINCED YET?


I'm RIGHT about bulletin boards. And it's not just because I grew up in a house filled with giant bulletin boards. Well, actually maybe it is, but who cares?

ANOTHER pic from theselby.com

I DON'T EVEN NEED A CLOSET


Seriously. I'll just have a rolling rack and it will look this disheveled-ly adorable and glamorously shabby.

And I'm moving. And I live in New York, where "fits a full size bed" is something they boast about in listings. So this could actually happen.

pic from theselby.com

A SINGLE, SEXY MAN

Branching out from his current job, which is what, being someone's scary, naughty rich uncle? Tom Ford just made the seriously sexy looking flick, A Single Man:

9.28.2009

HOROSCOPES ARE MY NEW RELIGION


"A big conflict is brewing, but it's not about what you think it is. When egos get involved, anything is possible, and right now, reality is a bit more fluid than usual -- so get ready for some serious weirdness!"

Um... great. Thank you reputable source, horoscopes.astrology.com, I'm really loving that you knocked off all the "moons" and "alignments" talk and instead went for the language I use with my girlfriends while we spill about the latest celeb goss and sip daiquiris.

Roar! Lion pride! Snaps to all my fellow vivacious, sunny, center of attention, star power-filled Leos. Sure we have a lot of pride, but thank goodness somebody does.

DOESN'T THIS JUST BORE THE CRAP OUT OF YOU?


She looks pretty... I guess.

REALIZATION: Baby has finally come to terms with something... she hates awards shows! Don't tell her bff Rachel Zoe, please. Because RZ would DIE.

But seriously, have you ever seen anything more boring than the red carpet? Long gowns, curly tendrils, clutch purses, BLAH BLAH BLAH. I'd rather poke my eyes out with stubby pencils than watch these people hand each other awards for stuff they get paid millions and zillions of dollars to do.

WHERE'S ISAAC?


Even though baby is already tired of the 80's (again) she loves Isaac and his Liz Claiborne ad campaigns, especially because he hides in them, Where's Waldo style.

OFF SEASON ADVICE


The Vogue Most Wanted Lists always crack Baby up... especially the most recent one telling people how to wear shorts in the winter... leather shorts. Hey, why not wear these black leather shorts at the office? How about a sunny afternoon? Well I HOPE it's sunny, otherwise you are literally going to freeze your ass off. I'd also like to point out that Vogue's offices are in New York, in New York City where IT IS TOO COLD IN THE WINTER TO WEAR SHORTS!
Get more odd advice at style.com/vogue/mostwanted

YEAH I SAW THE DAME, JEALOUS?










































i went to LA to see the macy's passport fashion show/HIV benefit that my roommate chris was working on. liz taylor always opens the show by saying a few words since AIDS is her thing. anyway she was looking BETTER THAN EVER this year! just look at her getting smooched by kathy ireland!
just kidding she looked kind of frail and sad.
but i applaud her because you know what? when i'm 116 i hope someone can roll me out on stage dressed in a giant satin sheet so i can share my "words of wisdom."

9.23.2009

SAY CHEESE.

IF YOU'RE EVER WONDERING WHAT TO GET ME FOR A PRESENT...































i'll take one insanely sexy white floor mirror, and one perfectly saggy-slouchy black leather couch (minimum 10 years of wear). my birthday is march 15th. thanks for it.

THIS IS ME. ON THE TRAIN.






















except i'm not a girl, and i don't take the bus. i take a commuter train okay? i don't ride the bus to work, so stop making fun of me about it OKAY?

the only thing i have in common with messy-bun-jorts girl is that we both tuck our legs up against the seat in front of us when we read, okay? that is how daddy sits on the train, OKAY?

also a lot of times my butt is asleep when i get up.

I WOULD NEVER STOP SMOKING CIGARETTES IF MY CIGARETTES WERE AS SEXY AS THIS BOX OF CIGARETTES.

DADDY IS GOING TO LA TOMORROW.














i haven't been there since i was 5 and we went to disneyland. i don't remember much, but it must be somewhat similar to san francisco? you know, VERY walkable, quaint streets lined with victorians, excellent public transportation, a centralized vibrant downtown, minimal sprawl, intelligent, down to earth residents...
the only real difference is those fires they have...

SNIP SNIP SNIP


Okay SORRY now I can't remember where this is from, but Baby loves paper cut outs. I mean, obviously this one was super easy to make and anybody could do it with those round-tipped safety scissors you have in your tin pencil case, but for once why don't you try to challenge yourself and do something marginally impressive?

JEEZ, IT'S ABOUT TIME


I'm glad to see someone else is finally getting on the gingham train. Thank you, Christopher Kane! Now if only I had a picnic basket, and a backyard to picnic in. Or even just a non-pigeon shit covered fire escape, really. Even just that.

9.22.2009

WHY YES, I WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO EAT ON YOUR FLOOR.














who needs a table? it's obviously much sexier to set your plate on a fancy old book, or grab some floor space and sit indian style on scratchy kilim rug. in conclusion lets all break the rules once and a while and be kids again!

from moment blog

THIS IS GETTING GROSS


Sorry to be so constantly self-referential. Baby and Daddy apologize.

9.21.2009

I GUESS I HAVE THE TEETH OF A 90 YEAR OLD MAN.





















so i went to the dentist today for some fillings i needed (yes, you heard correctly fillingS with an S)... and GUESS WHAT? apparently now i need a CROWN. is it just me or is that one of the dental terms you only hear OLD-ASS GRANDPARENTS talking about? you know like crowns, caps, DENTURES.

maybe i just need a nice new set of dentures.

pic from here

9.16.2009

OMG I LOVE MIRANDA.













while all the other looks for this OBVIOUS flash back sequence are way cheesy, miranda's is HILARIOUS. like seriously this has just solidified that she is INDEED my favorite character. well, besides magda.

from here

SEXY? STORE?


Baby is really into this green-gray paint color, although it kind of reminds her of these boots that Daddy bought from ebay last year... shapeless, odd-colored boots that ended up being a BIG MISTAKE.
photo from a blog i like now: http://smadirty.tumblr.com/page/13

MASH THESE POTATOES.





















yet again my roommate (and friend i guess) put out a new cd! this one is a mixtape she made by mashing up some tracks, switching stuff up and rapping. she wrote, mixed and produced the whole thing by herself! download it here for free.

9.15.2009

GOODBYE PATRICK.













baby should probably be writing this because she was legit swayze's number one fan. even today on the phone she kept asking me if i'd heard about it. then she said "i can't believe patrick swayze died." she emphasized it as if we had just lost one of the foxiest men in the world.
i can't say if i think that's true... but then again i've never seen dirty dancing.

SMOKER: TELL ME IF IT'S TOO MUCH.





















I SWEAR i was just looking for a cool smoker picture on le smoking of ANYONE. but then i came across this one and i couldn't resist. if i'm going overboard JUST TELL ME. i'm not opposed to interventions.

THANK GOD DADDY IS AROUND TO PUT BABY IN HER PLACE

Luke: but the idea of driving home when everyone else is flying
id be alone driving 6 hours

me: yeah that's kinda sad
too bad you are poor
SO POOR
and have LITTLE TO NO MONEY

me: and NO PROSPECTS FOR MAKING MORE

Luke: please molly,
there's a time to stop being a bitch
and that time is now

me: haha
totally deserved

MAYBE SOMEDAY THIS WILL BE US BUT PROBABLY NOT.














the sartorialist riding around with the blogger from stylesightings on his handlebars. maybe someday we will be downtown during fashion week, casually riding bikes with other famous bloggers. laughing. wearing sunglasses. dressed in breezy comfortable "blogger" outfits.

but probably not.

9.14.2009

BLING FOR NANA

Sometimes daytime fantasies are the only way to pass an otherwise totally regular Monday... aka chatting with Fannie about how we're going to accessorize our (Moet drinking) puppies in the future.
Thanks to Fannie for finding this Vivienne Westwood diamond dog bodysuit (I'm on a waiting list).

Annie
: chhhhaaa ching!
4:37 PM and then i would marry a trump
and we would all live happily ever after in a pile of thousand dolla billz
4:40 PM me: i'll use thousand dolla billz to line the crate for my puppy, Nana
4:42 PM Annie: she can nuzzle them whilst wearing her gold/diamond collar (designed to match your ring)
4:54 PM me: oh exactly
also, i'll have diamonds implanted into her skin
duh
Annie: so she will glimmer in the sunlight!
4:55 PM me: like a vampire

TALK ABOUT ELECTRIZIDY!



Even though Baby mostly wears black white gray and nude, she swears she still loves color! Seriously, I swear it! But give me one of these Chris Benz outfits (ps I saw him at IKEA this winter but I was too hungover to care... he was wearing 80's hightops, I was laying on a malm bed, trying not to move) and I'd make do.

photo from glamour.com

SHHHHH IT'S A SECRET


Okay promise NOT TO TELL ANYBODY, and I will tell you a secret. I'm serious. NOBODY. Are you ready? It's this magical land that time forgot and the government just remembered, and it's called Governor's Island. Between Brooklyn and Manhattan is a former military outpost and just plain awesome place that seriously feels like it's right out of the 1960's (not that I was alive then, but hey, I've seen movies).
--Scary light installation in an old church.

--There was a dutch festival going on, so there were some MAJOR HOTTIES (I love Danes!) and majorly sexy signs... Daddy would have loved it.

THE BEST VMAS EVER.




















typically daddy cannot watch cable television. however last night at a friends house, we happened to turn on the VMAs right in the middle of some pretentious, long-winded madonna tribute to MJ. she was annoying. it was bad. then PSYCHO kanye was a giant DICK. not that i like taylor swift. because i really don't. but he CLEARLY does not get that he's digging his own grave on a daily basis with all the DUMB ASS SHIT he says.
NEXT taylor did some awkward performance live from the nyc subway, with a bunch of tacky ADBs (average dumb bitches- use it) chasing her around the tunnels with their frosty side bangs, tube tops and hoop earrings.
we were about to head home when they announced GAGA was up next. not only were wheelchairs and crutches involved, but the last shot before commercial was of her dead stare amidst a poofy white mom wig-- her lifeless, blood-soaked body dangling from a rope as if she had symbolically "hanged" herself.
LOVE HER EVEN MORE NOW.

CHATEAU DE VERSAILLES.





























































Xavier Veilhan took over versailles with all these krazy skulptures. doesn't it just make you happy to see something so playful in a place so heavy and serious?

from colette blog

9.13.2009

WHAT A COOL WAY TO SHOW A MEN'S COLLECTION.































phillip lim finally did a full mens collection which was surprisingly kick-ass. before, he had lumped women and men together in one show... but now that they're separate, he showcased the men's stuff by having the models sit in these awesome huge plywood boxes instead of a runway show!
maybe it's just cause i already like plywood and black and phillip lim, but i thought this was pretty fucking SEXY.

the moment blog

9.11.2009

I'M CONFUSED WHY THIS IS HAPPENING.






















ellen page and drew barrymore are randomly kissing in the latest marie claire. i don't know about you, but as a horny straight man i'm finding this really hot.

the superficial

KROOKED FURNITURE




















it's awesome when furniture has some movement to it you know? like a playful sculpture. it'd be funny to play a practical joke on someone if you were at a party at this place. lighty push them into the table, and be like "look what YOU did it's FALLING APART!" maybe it's just me but i think that would be a pretty funny practical joke to play on a friend.

from the selby. duh.

4 KEEPS


Sometimes Baby just dreams about the physical space of Store. And since Daddy and Baby can't really be bothered with things like tarps and tape and stuff when they are painting, sometimes it gets messy. Who cares? Sloppy is sexy!
HENCE painted stripe down stairs.

NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW


A new style of Toms! Between Baby and Daddy, we own like 7 pairs of these... but there is always room for more. Personally, I think I'd wear these laceless, but if you're really into lacing things up tight for some reason, go for it.