Like you learned in kindergarten, primary colors are pretty fricking great. (Daddy missed this lesson while he was busy peeing on the alphabet rug and pushing girls into corners)
This brass shit reminds me of that brass mouse baby got in the brass section of that thrift store we went to when she visited me in SF. After the thrift store, we went to the salon to get matching brassy highlights. God, brass is the best! thanksforit, momentblog
Obvi these shorts are bangin', but f'reals? Maybe if you were an ALIEN with no BODY FAT. And if so, then rock on you green-skinned Roswell intergalactic guest. Are there rice popsicles on your planet?
It's funny both of us keep posting about coats, when it's basically summer. I'm sorry but there's just so many fancy outerwear options these days WE JUST CAN'T HELP OURSELVES! thanksforit, gq.com
Is it just me or do these all look like oddly small midget shoes? Did they only make them in child sizes? Either way, I would love these, but only if they came to me pre-dirtied. Like really grimy-city-sidewalk pre-dirtied. I don't like clean shoes. Missoni x Converse thanksforit, modeman
Not that I'm ready to think about the real return of coat weather, and I might have made a promise to get an actual warm coat this winter, but still.... these Lauren Moffat ones.... I want...
I CAN'T seem to get over this disheveled preppy look. The rumpled button down? The paint splattered khaki's? The worn out Sperrys? I know it's not summer 2007 anymore but I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF. thanksforit, sartorialist
Then I'd advise you to head straight to the MoMA and sit across from Marina Abramovic in her performance piece, The Artist Is Present. Just go and LET IT ALL OUT like the sensitive, emotional, puss-puss you are.
ALSO, you would not BELIEVE how fun it is to look at pictures of all those weaklings: MarinaAbramovicMadeMeCry.com
NO, I didn't go to Coachella. Yes, I did hear about these long strings of balloons filled with LED's that apparently looked very poetic in the night sky. Remember this idea for your next party, okay? thanksforit, colette
Bay to Breakers is SF's version of a 12K race across the city (bay to the ocean). Lineth Chepkurui, a 22-year-old Kenyan, broke a record and finished the run in 38 minutes and 7 seconds. Let's just say the rest of us didn't make it to the finish line. thanksforit, SFgate
Does this remind Daddy of Baby's leather skirt, and a certain disastrous winter night trying to get dressed for a holiday party-- when Baby accidentally ended up looking terrifying like Jane Fonda's girl crush, Dolly??
So what if I want my future front lawn to be a MANGLE of cacti? Lawn are STUPID, ANTIQUATED, and a WASTE of my time. Wanna fight about it? thanksforit, colette blog
And stop whoring out every Fantastic Man daily recommendation I find. Wait, you know what? I don't have to apologize to you. Fuck that! I like these kooky sandals! And I like socks with sandals! And I'm gonna blog about them if I want to you son of a bitch. BERNHARD WILLHELM x CAMPER
AW! These are just like the ones Baby and Daddy bought in Union Square (NY)! Baby's fell of her delicate wrist LONG AGO, while daddy's has held on strong since last May. If that isn't a metaphor, I don't know what is. These bracelets, however, have gold or silver seashells attached to them. Pfft! Who needs that!? Way to ritzy for me, that's for sure. thanksforit, momentblog
If you're wondering how Baby has suddenly grown so tall, here is your answer: Baby's been eating her vegetables. Her eyesight is seeing vast improvements as well. thanksforit, fashionisto
This Gee-von-chee campaign is SO stupid and lame in until you realize they used trans model Lea T. Then it doesn't seem quite so boring. thanksforit, fashionisto
But you're a modern young adult, so you and your friends put them in an equally as unassuming online gallery, just like Jack Siegel and his website No Retrospective.
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