THESE ARE PICTURES FROM A COMPANY CALLED "HAPPY SOCKS"

Happy Socks? Maybe the top, ankle-portion is happy.... but the hot, damp foot part of the sock, I guarantee you, is not happy.
thanksforit, backyardbill

I FOUND THESE IN THE XXX SECTION AT THE HALLMARK GOLD CROWN STORE

I had to go all the way in back, down a narrow hallway, through a door covered with a thick, black curtain. It was worth it, though. I feel like I'll get a few good laughs from these cards.
thanksforit, BLTD

MORE THINGS SHOULD BE CHALK-READY

This makes me want to cover my cat with chalkboard paint, so I can easily write to-do lists, grocery lists, and just general reminders all over him. I guess then you could call him a walking reminder, unless he keeps hiding under that couch! Just kidding I don't have a cat.
thanksforit, BLTD

I'LL TAKE TWO CREW NECK GRANDPA SWEATERS FOR FALL, PLEASE

One Margaret Howell and one COS. Do they BORE you? Whatever I'm not a flashy person.
thanksforit, fantastic man

IT'S PRE-FALL ALREADY?

DEVASTATINGLY SIMPLE YET INSANELY COOL

DEAR CHAD

I like your suit.
thanksforit, fashionisto

THIS IS WHY I KEEP MY OLD MAGAZINES

FOR STACKING.
thanksforit, theselby

HELLO DREAM BAG

So we're all in agreeMENT?
thanksforit, gq.com

THE BIRTH OF A BIG FAT LION (BABY)

Should Baby be mad that Daddy didn't post anything on her birthday yesterday? Should she be mad that Daddy didn't send her a present (much less a card)? Should she be mad that her and Daddy didn't even have a phone conversation on her big day?
No she shouldn't, because that's life.