back in the day baby and daddy used to love deep thoughts...
baby loved them so much she would steal daddy's deep thoughts books and hide them in her room and then return them to him 6 years later when he moved to california.

I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?
If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen."
I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.

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