now daddy has a scary apartment note.

this was found in the entryway to out apt building. first off, who uses the term "maxi pads"? second, who would legitimately collect them and put them in a bag, next to the front door? third, WHO is going to eventually take them away? it's been sitting there for a few days now, and it would be nice to not have to walk by a bag of used maxi pads every time i enter and exit my apartment.
just kidding. i actually like walking by them.