thanks for the advice, GAY

chris: what guys don't like is when girls are weirdly attached or send them texts like, "where are you??? what happened???"

"what guys don't like"? Please. Like advice from a gay is worth anything at all... what a waste of my time.

SIDENOTE: I think it would be really funny to sell "Advice" at Store... like when you're ringing someone up for their purchase, be like, now would you like some Advice to go with that? And they'd be like... okay? And then you'd hold out your hand, palm up.... that's an extra $50.