i search for you in thrift stores, i buy you on ebay. you're never right. you're either too baggy in the arms, or too boxy in the bodice, or an inappropriate wash.
or i receive you in the mail and it turns out you're a woman's jacket. buttons on the wrong side. even though you were levi's and you looked like you would fit perfectly in the pictures!
i guess some things are too good to be true. maybe one day i will find one that fits, and i will look exactly that that man up there. EXACTLY THE SAME AS HIM.