(gchat this morning) Meegan: WHERE IS MY BLOG MESSAGE
this is a happy birthday message to meegan haley. a model student, a devoted sister, a loving daughter, and most importantly, a royal bitch... just kidding i meant to say "loyal friend"... that just slipped out. i apologize.
and so i raise my glass to you, your heinous gay dog, your dags, and your volvo (and vag) that smells like rotting cheese.