except i'm not a girl, and i don't take the bus. i take a commuter train okay? i don't ride the bus to work, so stop making fun of me about it OKAY?
the only thing i have in common with messy-bun-jorts girl is that we both tuck our legs up against the seat in front of us when we read, okay? that is how daddy sits on the train, OKAY?
also a lot of times my butt is asleep when i get up.