...because i've started eating subway for lunch (collar tug). sorry everyone, but i don't work in manhaddan like baby. i work in moundain view. i don't have a plethora of lunch options.
it all started a few months ago. it was lunch time. i was poor. i was car-less. subway was my only choice.
i swear to the sweet lord that the last time i ate subway was as an 11 year old when i would ride my bike to that awkward strip mall in northfield, il.
now, (hold your breath) i've been there more times than i can count! i know the people who work there! there is a subway cup next to me AS I'M TYPING THIS!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW MYSELF ANYMORE.
"do you want chips and drink?"
"FUCK YEAH i want chips and drink!"