Dear Daddy,
Baby is so very sorry that she's been ignoring your constant and frantic phone calls, emails, instant messages, letters, skype invitations and telegrams. Baby has been very busy meeting with slimy brokers who want to take advantage of her good nature and slim housing budget. Today she was forced by one of these shadesters into taking halfhearted blackberry pictures of a dingy apartment that had old bagels, plastic cups and building materials and GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE littered across the floor.
This same person tried to convince Baby that a rusty fire escape is a balcony. Baby knows what a balcony is and a rusty fire escape is not a balcony.
Stop wasting my time,
Baby
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