11.29.2009

BRIDAL BORINGNESS


So basically I want to have a ring on my finger by the time I'm 25... JUST KIDDING. Really I want to be divorced by the time I'm 30.

But let's get real, brides-to-be. Why white? Why strapless? Are there any two less flattering styles for most women? And BALLGOWNS? I thought you were a logical, sane woman who makes clear-headed decisions. Except, apparently, on your wedding day, when you choose to look like every other who-ha walking down the aisle.

THIS IS WHY I am enthused that Vera Wang showed a black dress in her recent bridal collection (yes I see that it is strapless).

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO SOMETHING INTERESTING.

Are you hearing this Daddy, future man of honor?

2 comments:

Bess said...

Here Here! While visiting the fam over the holiday I watched a marathon of Say Yes To the Dress and they were all terrible and over priced. It made me sad to be a lady.

love
bess

baby said...

YES! But then did you see the one bride choose an off the shoulder/one shoulder dress? THANK THE SWEET LORD. Finally!