So basically I want to have a ring on my finger by the time I'm 25... JUST KIDDING. Really I want to be divorced by the time I'm 30.
But let's get real, brides-to-be. Why white? Why strapless? Are there any two less flattering styles for most women? And BALLGOWNS? I thought you were a logical, sane woman who makes clear-headed decisions. Except, apparently, on your wedding day, when you choose to look like every other who-ha walking down the aisle.
THIS IS WHY I am enthused that Vera Wang showed a black dress in her recent bridal collection (yes I see that it is strapless).
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO SOMETHING INTERESTING.
Are you hearing this Daddy, future man of honor?