And not just because it steals attention away from my birthday (ahem, March 15th).
I don't like drinking excessive amounts of beer, I don't look good in green, and leprechauns scare the shit out of me.
Although I do miss how Chicago artificially dyes it's river florescent green! Think about how trippy it must be for all the fish swimming around! And by "all the fish" I mean the two mutated fish that live there.
Posted by Luke at 12:42 PM