I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE.
I can't afford to wait in line for 10 fucking minutes while you order some oddly complicated latte and ask a million questions about every little ingredient. THIS ISN'T A STARBUCKS IN 1995. It's no longer "hip" to conjure up the most intricate drink you can think of in your head, when it's 8am and there's a line OUT THE DOOR. IT'S A WASTE OF EVERYONE'S TIME. JUST GET A MEDIUM COFFEE WITH ROOM FOR CREAM AND GET OUT OF MY WAY, ASSHOLE.
Posted by Luke at 11:47 AM