COSTUME IDEA: KELLY CUTRONE!
1. Black witch hair wig, scraggly haircut
2. Scrub your face and apply zero makeup
3. Black shapey, drapey clothes
4. Cursing, flying off the handle, general dramatics
BONUS if you can find a cute little brunette girl to be your daughter, and DOUBLE BONUS if you can find a shockingly super hot French guy to be your babydaddy.
Posted by molly at 2:51 PM