baby is thankful for

baby and daddy

HAPPY THANKS

TRUE CONFESSIONS

Luke: for some reason i am aching for some kooky fam pics
on blog
also
i have to admit that blog is a really boring thing to do alone
when you were gone

d-lishis

these guys would totally drive that cabriolet

but they would pull it off

CURRENT EVENTS: put your right foot in, take your right foot out

I got this from some NY Times article about obama forming his team...i just liked that the drawing accompanying this article was of a SEXY circle of shoes.

MORE STORE

This guy would totally be a customer at Store. Especially during boots month.

is this car really gay?

BECAUSE I WANT IT

daddy is bad for my self-image

when i dyed my hair back to brown, daddy picked me up on Ashland Ave. and told me I looked like an overweight hispanic woman.

he also signed my yearbook with a portrait of me, small waist, big boobs and a jack o' lantern head-- which is what this picture made me think of.

don't bark at me

Recently, I went to San Antonio.
I visited the Alamo. By myself.

My hotel room was bigger than my entire apartment. It was MUCH bigger than this photo. Also it had 2 double beds in it, which was kind of spooky.

Daddy is badgering me because it was "like i was dead" for a measly FIVE DAYS while i was in San Antonio. Well sorry, until I get my work blackberry daddy will have to KEEP IT TOGETHER while i am away!

missed connection w4m

I gave you a hand job on CalTrain - w4m
Date: 2008-11-19, 10:11AM

I gave you a hand job today in a tunnel on the 8:18 southbound CalTrain. You were tall, white, thin, wearing a leather bomber jacket, in your early 20s, and young enough to be my grandson. Meet me tomorrow in the bike car.

"..and this is fresh air!"

no this is NOT the host of the weakest link...it's terry gross from NPR's "Fresh Air" my current radio obsession. WHAT A BABE.

STORE, SEXY

i'm thinking there'll be a month where we sell worn out boots.

this isn't me

bill o'reilly gives respectful, accurate, and thoughtful review of my new city

STORE, SEXY

Okay, I know, I'm sorry, leggings are usually just beyond terrible at this point, but I make an exception for this sexy situation.

STORE

Please note the Eames rocker and 1954 Florence Knoll sofa... how dreamy is this?

MAY I ASK WHERE YOU GOT YOUR STRAW?

GOD i miss Paneras.

RANTS AND RAVES

Why is there always such a big gap between bathroom stall doors and the stall sides? Who set this standard in public bathroom fixturing? PEOPLE CAN SEE IN... and OUT for that matter! Personally, I find this really upsetting, especially in a work setting.

Why can't we have real human-style doors without giant cracks? Is there some sort of safety feature involved that I'm not aware of? WHYYYYYYYY?

WHO DOESN'T?

STORE

some sexy magazine store in berlin

oh suze

oh my god

oh my god

for real

Check out this guy's analysis of Mad Men's props, because everyone loves when movies and tv shows make mistakes, and this guy is just so into fonts! Which actually is pretty cool, although someone I know thinks they should call italics "slants."

RANTS AND RAVES: boooooo no sex

saw the new BOND movie and there was NO steamy sex scenes. JESUS who do you have to blow around here to see the seductive daniel craig getting down and dirty?

take that TAKE IVY!

In the late sixties, a forward thinking Japanese photographer traveled throughout the northeastern United States stopping at each of the Ivy League schools to document the style of the era...
more

RANTS AND RAVES

I MISS BEING ABLE TO WATCH THE VIEW. THERE I SAID IT.

CURRENT EVENTS: palin=sick bitch

that's right this is sarah palin in her baggy baby-pink tee and her running shorts hangin' poolside in miami. hey sarah! great shades!

RANTS AND RAVES

Boots with cropped pants- who thought of this? THIS IS THE WORST LOOK IN THE WORLD! Whenever I see an otherwise respectable-looking woman rocking this combo, I think "where did we go so terribly, terribly wrong?" and then I cry a little.

If you wear something like this, I bet you like ribbon belts, too.

horror movie in the making

Welcome to the spookiest building in the world! The Windermere apartment building on 9th Avenue in NYC -- dark, boarded up and abandoned. It looks like this except EVEN SPOOKIER and EVEN MORE STRAIGHT OUT OF MY NIGHTMARES!

read this outdated NYtimes article
then read this more recent one

WORD

Guess whose installation art I happened upon today on Fifth Avenue? Oh that's right, my favorite artist, Jenny Holzer.

PEOPLE NEED TO UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT IS MAGIC!

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE MAGIC OF HAIRSPRAY? obviously you can't get shit like aqua net, but spend 5/6 bucks on a good can from walgreens (aerosol is KEY...yeah i know its bad for the earth blah blah) and you will have perfect hair in a can. baby and i would always be spraying our heads before we left apartment asking each other why NOBODY ELSE USES IT! it dries out greasy hair and gives it body when you need it!
do you want PERFECT texture?
do you prefer a dry look?
do you want great hold that lasts most of the day?
do you want to wash your hair 1/2 as often?
do you want to trick people into thinking your hair is clean?
THEN GO OUT AND BUY A CAN! YOU WON'T REGRET IT!

i promise ;-)

(*I don't think aerosol is even bad for the environment anymore, i think they fixed that somehow recently. Can I just ask everyone NOT to spray their wet curly hair with hairspray so as to maintain that "wet" look throughout the day?? THAT DOES NOT LOOK GOOD. -Molly*)

my diane

"I didn't know what I wanted to do... but I knew the woman I wanted to become."

diane's diary, thank god

Hey guys!

I'm fun, you look fun-- let's be friends!

I WISH

no
explanation
necessary

this
killllllls
me

SMOKERS!

daddy and baby do not think smoking is really really cool, contrary to the way this really really cool picture may make it look.

YEAH she does

the supermarkets are calling out to baby.

courtesy of tini leiz

Oh, Whoops

I totally broke this today, the communal office coffeemaker. Then I just walked away.

CURRENT EVENTS: Baby's scared

Yes, that is a GIANT BROWN CLOUD OVER ASIA.

dear peets,

why are you so strong?
why do i shake after i drink you?

RANTS AND RAVES

magnetic poetry--- SOOO OVER IT!

i wish everyone else were too.

SEXY

i love this fucking website. it is a blog showcasing random (usually somewhat famous) creative professional's apartments, studios, offices etc... everything from a full room shot to a little tableau of stuffed animals on a kitchen table...
bottom line it's pretty much the coolest thing ever and these people know how to put a space together that's SEXY AS SHIT.

www.theselby.com

should i get these?

molly thinks this facebook group i made in college is funny

no you CAN'T borrow my fucking laundry card...

Just for Fun - Outlandish Statements
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if you start a load of laundry and realize that you dont have enough money to dry it, its your own fucking fault...don't come crying to me asking ME to borrow MY laundry card, claiming that you'll either let me borrow yours later or that you will pay me the 75 cents, we both know THATS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN YOU STUPID ASSHOLE, so here's an idea why don't you WALK OVER TO FUCKING BUNTROCK AND PUT SOME FUCKING MONEY ON on your FUCKING laundry card...

that way next time I WANT to do laundry, MY card will still be in its place on MY desk...not in GOD KNOWS WHO'S hands spending MY hard earned money washing THEIR clothes...

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

STORE

STOOL rules. there would totally be an ottoman month at Store, where we sold only ottomans.

STORE

that's right, baby shops in the kids' section. what up crewcuts.

i wish barack were my dad

"It turns out I want to be glorious too"

if daddy knew how to read, he'd know who this is.

CURRENT EVENTS: Awkward

eames compact sofa by herman miller

so grammy and papa's house burned down blah blah blah. long story short insurance is buying them a new eames sofa and GUESS WHO GETS THE OLD ONE. sure there may be some ashes and water damage. sure the old seat cushion sends crumbles to the ground every time you sit down. sure my great grandma used to sleep on it every christmas eve when my mom as little.
does this mean daddy will refuse a vintage ICON of mid-century furniture design worth a casual $3,500? HELL no.

(secretly daddy's been eyeing that couch since high school)

kickin' it!

baby and daddy are trying not to do this as often as they used to...

baby brags but daddy's saddy

i want to live here

but instead i live here

while baby 's mad over manhattan, daddy's a suburban sad sack