RIP DOMINO

WWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
NOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
WHYYYYYYYYYYHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

i mean i know this magazine was girly but i can still cry about it being SHUT DOWN. our economy strikes again. apparently "shelter" magazines just aren't a priority in people's lives anymore. i don't know who these people are, and why in GOD'S NAME they would think that a well designed home is any less important now, than it was before this alleged "recession" but i will find them. i will find them and go over to their poorly accesorized aparment and i will scratch their eyes out, i really will.

baby's scared

Okay so although I stayed in the nicest hotel in Denver, it was also maybe the scariest experience of my entire life when I was AWOKEN in the middle of the night by the QUIET RAPPING OF A GHOST'S KNUCKLES on the walls behind my bed.

"Pipe noises," claimed one of my co-workers.

YOU WISH!

I fricking KNOW what pipe noises sound like and these were not pipe noises!!

It was a ghost!!

The place is legitimately haunted- The Brown Palace, look it up.

But I do recommend staying there-- the bathrooms had really awesome wallpaper and the logo is SO SEXY...
Right??

XXXX very very very private correspondence XXXX

These messages were sent while you were offline.

12:17 PM Luke: BYABAT

haha bat bat

12:18 PM WHERE ARE YOU BATBAT!?!

SMOKER! -naughty naughty habits die hard

baebea and didi have had some naughty habits in the past...















last night i went to one of the few bars in SF that allow INDOOR smoking...
who knew that still existed?
this bar, amber, also happens to be LITERALLY 3 doors down from our apt.
let's just say i enjoyed my naughty habit...
and all i could think about how much baby would enjoy her naughty habit there as well.

PRIVATE CORRESPONDENCE: gchat

Mollyanne: didi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i misssssssssssss youuuuuuuuuuuuu

why dont you ever call me anymore?

you dont call my cell

you dont call my berry

you dont text me

you don't chat me

its so sad

Sent at 10:04 AM on Wednesday

me: STOP CRYING

NEW CLASSY DANCE: slow booty grind

thank you jaime for having us over.
thank you elsa for taking this priceless video clip.

apartment 2- week 1

baby gave us present 4 the new apartment

her businesskard.

THE FIRST FRIDAY I'M FINALLY FREE!

first night in my new apartment in San Francisco. i can do WHATEVER i want. no coming back to big daddy's house and feeling like i am still in F-ING HIGH SCHOOL. I HAVE NEVER FELT SO FREE.

where the F are these SKINS!?

so ikea has these pretty, fluffy white skins...sheepskins. they've been selling them forever, they're like 19.99, and bottom line baby and daddy both want skins (on top).

molly (oops i mean baby) went to brooklyn ikea on monday, NO DICE. daddy went to palo alto ikea tonight, NADA. now daddy went on ikea.com and it has DISAPPEARED. all they have is this nasty grey one that looks all nubby and permanently used (on bottom)...AND it's 40 bucks.














MAN THIS REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS.
THANKS FOR NOTHIN' IKEA.

Baby's in the MILE HIGH CITY

that's right. for a week. and it is soooooo nice out here!

its a new day!

yes i KNOW he was inaugurated yesterday, but today is his first FULL day as preZident.
hooray!
we believe in you!
we voted for you in the primaries!
baby and daddy have always believed in you!
baby and daddy love you!
obama we love you we want you to live!

can we talk (privately) about something?

I think it's time we address something that's been bothering me for a while. I'm sorry, I can tell you're feeling nervous, maybe even uncomfortable, but I don't think you can even imagine how incredibly uncomfortable this conversation is for me, as well. I really do hate even to bring this up, but...
WHY DOES DUANE READE GIVE ME SUCH BIG BAGS SOMETIMES? I literally have four travel sized items in this bag (one being a twix... but I feel like that counts as travel sized) which is so big it has HARD PLASTIC HANDLES to hold (potentially) heavy contents.

BEFORE YOU START LECTURING ME about plastic bags and the environment, I want you to know that I said yes to a bag ONLY BECAUSE I thought they were going to give me one of those super super small really cute plastic bags, and I really like those!

so tender

looks like cheney's next...

this pic reminds me of the sound of music

so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen goodbye!























except instead of seven von trapp children waving goodbye to a dinner party, it's four middle aged adults waving goodbye to an army helicopter.

also check out jill biden's deliciously sexy, knee-high, black, leather, pointy, stiletto boots on those killer 60 year old chicken legs....damn shorty.

Baby went to IKEA

How bizarre that this was the view out the IKEA Brooklyn windows... right?

They didn't have the yellow chairs, rattan stools, or sheepskin rug that Baby wanted, but of course she managed to find other things she couldn't live without, and let me tell you, Baby will never take suburban IKEAs for granted ever again, or the handy feature of having a car to haul all her IKEA crap home!!

private correspondence, THE CITY

from daddy, to baby:

"have we ever DISCUSSED the city intro and how FUCKING SAPPY it is?

especially when it slows down "i can do this on my owwwn..."and then they do like soap opera looking close up shots of everyonewhere they swing their head around and stare at the camera...

I CAN'T HANDLE IT

gchat me about it"

THE THING IS, BABY STILL LOVES IT!

daddy went on winter hike

isn't it funny how much of daddy's new life revolves around breathtaking nature and how much baby's new life revolves around rats and pigeons? poor baby.

someone we know is really naughty--

--and after being REALLY naughty one night, this person and this person's roommate decided to draw something... the dvd cover of Seinfeld (so sexy), and apparently, "it's so fun and fucking hysterical because you start drawing and you get really into some really small detail and in your head, it's going REALLY well. then you kind of zoom out and look at the picture you've drawn and it's SO fucked up and everything is so out of propotion and fucking crazy looking."

Part of being really naughty is apparently cursing a lot... anyway the evidence REALLY IS AMAZING.

balloons are my boyfriends

I am obsessed with the idea of having helium balloons at every party I throw from now until forever. BALLOONS ARE SO SEXY.

bay-beeeee, didiiiiiii

Luke: angiz

ANGIZ

me: i mizzz you daddeee

dah-di

Luke: baybie

its funny how now all of our convos spend at least 5 mins spelling daddy and baby in different ways

retreat

daddy is about to embark on mountain retreat until monday.
he MAY OR MAY NOT have internet.
now please, don't freak out.
san york is in baby's hands now.
can you handle this responsibility baby?
huh? HUH?
this is a lot of responsibility.
it's going to be like when you went to san antonio and dropped off the face of the earth, leaving daddy alone with san york, with little to no training.

just remember to burp her after meals, and change her before bedtime.

SEXY? STORE?

"are we hiding our messiness? could we use our things, such as folded sweaters or hanging dresses, as works of art?"

furniture from designer judith seng
from design milk

i riiiiiiilly want a bag like this

or this....























mjolk collection 2009

baby LOVES babies

GOD i'm so ready to have a baby!!
haha just kidding just kidding just kidding!


photo by kiki

CURRENT EVENTS: looking ROUGH

hey hill! ever heard of a FACELIFT?!?
just kidding i don't believe in cosmetic surgery.
just kidding i do.

do you wanna meet my friends?

this will NEVER get old

donna...
michelle!
DO-NA.

SMOKER!

designer raf simons is a smoker.
also he is rarely out in public.

"SO I HAVE A HABIT OF SPYING ON RAF SIMONS DURING FASHION WEEK. WHENEVER THERE’S A RAF SIGHTING, I USUALLY JUST STOP WHAT I’M DOING AND GAWK. NOTORIOUSLY CAMERA SHY, I HAVE YET TO SEE A VIDEO INTERVIEW WITH RAF. THERE’S JUST A CERTAIN MYSTIQUE ABOUT RAF AND HIS WORLD. CALL ME CREEPY BUT I JUST CAN’T HELP BUT EAVESDROP"

can someone please fly ME to paris so I can traipse around the city and casually spy on famous designers?
pretty please?

from jak & jil blog

jesus christ it is SO NICE OUT TODAY

one of the many reasons i love 'fornia. 75 deg. on january 12th.

daddy got a 'partment!

this is a pic of my real apartment in san francisco. kris and chris and i are moving in jan 22. great picture huh? HUH? i haven't actually been inside yet, but from what it looks like, we have a lot of doors.

750 14th street apartment #2 HERE WE COME.

SEXY SITE

This is a really sexy website... which just raises the question, why aren't more websites more interesting? Perhaps a webmaster (like kiki) could answer this question for me, because i just don't understand why we aren't using more fancy tricks like the old classic, "dissolve" feature.

As in, why is ikea's website about as interesting as a POWER POINT PRESENTATION? (read: so boring it makes me want to blow my brains out----)

DADDY FINALLY GOT HIS DREAM CHAIR (fake version)

so daddy found (wet) dream chair on craigslist for $100. he went to the "estate" sale in foster city and saw it there, sitting in an open two car garage amongst stacks of vintage playboys with sally field on the cover. daddy tried to talk it down to $80, but george wouldn't have it. so daddy got chair for $90. It's not real but it looks almost exactly like an authentic EAMES.
unfortunately annoying little girl came with chair too...but daddy threw her out the window on the highway.

UNBEARABLY SEXY

oh my god HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT THESELBY IS THE COOLEST SITE ON THE PLANET?

this closet kills me---- could we sell that neon "love" sign at Store? Baby says yes!

SMOKERS!

god. le smoking is the COOLEST blog

Baby and Daddy look back... and smile

Baby and Daddy also used to fight over a certain Disney movie (on VHS)... why did a teenage boy like watching Pocahontas?

HE PROBABLY HAD A BONER FOR JOHN SMITH.

JUST FOR LAUGHS

back in the day baby and daddy used to love deep thoughts...
baby loved them so much she would steal daddy's deep thoughts books and hide them in her room and then return them to him 6 years later when he moved to california.

I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?
If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen."
I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.

kiki! you came so close!

kiki, molly's sister met brad (rachel zoe) today at work. he was kate hudson's stylist. she "says" she would have snuck a pic but she was caught off guard by his arrival.

next time kiki, next time.

also, apparently his glasses are more "heavy duty" in person than one might think.

also, i secretly but not so secretly want to be him.

private correspondence

Luke: dont avoid it....you were spreading the word about my buds to all your friends
im like, really offended
me: are you serious?
Luke: just please stop doing that okay?

private correspondence

me: are you working really hard today?
i wish we could slow grind together
actually
you stink at the slow grind
and i am amazing at it
Luke: it wasnt as much a grind as a booty dance
me: slow booty grind
??
i guess i dont understand what grinding is then
oh my god
Luke: "this is her booty"
me: THINK about "grinding"
Luke: grinding is like in high school
2 people dancing with crotch in butt
and moving as one
me: "and moving as one"
haaaa

private correspondence

me: you just hate transitioning young girls with budz
Mollyanne: yeah, i do i HATE buds like, can you imagine anything sicker?
puffy buds
me: um it's puffy budz
Mollyanne: whateve
either way it makes me dry heave

i like all this stacking

SMOKER!

ugh i WANT that hair.

meiers, still the best name for a cat

while baby and daddy never went to meier's (officially pronounced mare's...or mair's...definitely not meyer's) on our winter break in the chicago burbs, it may be just as well. even though baby and daddy aren't and never were smokers...like ever in our lives, meier's is now smoke free and let me tell you it is NOT as fun to drink a giant DAB without a camel light dangling between your fingers.
plus that time we saw our old church pastor there really ruined it for us too...
at least it's still a good name for a cat!

sexy

coffee tastes better at bloomingdales.